My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. But really? I hate people.
Thursday, June 5, 2014
Portmanteau a la Minute: Halle-BLUE-iah!
Halle-BLUE-iah interjection A shout of praise, joy and gratitude upon discovering that the workplace shitter is so clean, it still has the blue cleanser in it.
What sayeth thou? (Mean people suck, don't fuck it up.)
"I hate people." "People" stop being "people" when they become friends. Friends stop being friends when they become assholes. So to refine my hatred, I hate people and I hate assholes.
That sounds great, but it also sounds suspiciously like "Halle [Berry] blew ya'!"—which, from my male perspective, is an admittedly pleasant thought.
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