Friday, October 24, 2014

We Don't Need No Hippocratic Oath

Definition of Hubris + Stupidity + Cognitive Dissonance:

Caring more about Ebola victims in Africa than your neighbors/cab drivers/fellow subway riders, etc here in NY. Let's travel halfway around the world to help treat Ebola victims, yet potentially expose your neighbors to the very same disease.

You, sir, are a Raging, Red Hot, Grade A Douche Canoe. ‪#‎WeDontNeedNoHippocraticOath‬

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Some Day My (Yoruban) Prince Will Come

I'm envisioning a Yoruban prince inside wanting to scam me for my life's savings 
all for a ten block fare.

Related note: 
Aren't those Nigerian Prince money scams kinda like Wimpy (of Popeye) saying, 
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today?" 

Friday, October 3, 2014

What's In a Name?

My middle initial is "D."

It's not a stretch to say it stands for: Disagreeable, displeased, disgusted, discouraged, and disturbed.