Picture this: Today. "9:35." I'm in left-most stall of six in a vacant restroom. About to settle in for some serious Rodin action, someone else enters the room and occupies the stall next to mine, which, is an act of aggression the likes of which I cannot abide. Set tazers to STUN. SSGT VINDALOO BBQ REPORTING FOR DOODY!
THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!