Thursday, June 5, 2014

Portmanteau a la Minute: Halle-BLUE-iah!

Halle-BLUE-iah
interjection
A shout of praise, joy and gratitude upon discovering that the workplace shitter is so clean, it still has the blue cleanser in it.

2 comments:

  1. That sounds great, but it also sounds suspiciously like "Halle [Berry] blew ya'!"—which, from my male perspective, is an admittedly pleasant thought.

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  2. LOL Well, check out my latest! I just updated again, my feculent friend!

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What sayeth thou? (Mean people suck, don't fuck it up.)

"I hate people."
"People" stop being "people" when they become friends.
Friends stop being friends when they become assholes.
So to refine my hatred, I hate people and I hate assholes.