You might be an asshole if... you are the White Plains Parking Authority drone in question:
(Said to a Parking Code Enforcement Drone): "Hey, are you going to tell her to move? She's in front of a hydrant!"
(Drone): "Uh, she's not blocking you in. You can back up."
Me: "That's a ticketable offense, and you're telling ME to move?"
(Drone): .oO *crickets*
Me: "Thanks for being so helpful."
Total # of mini-K turns it took to extricate myself from my spot: 3