"There are only two kinds of people: Abnormal people, and people you do not know well enough."
Amen!
http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2010/07/26
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. But really? I hate people.
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Shit My Husband Has Said To Me
Upon learning I ate something from Halal Guys while in NYC yesterday, my husband quipped, "So, I guess you ENJOY getting diarrhea?"
Disclaimer: No post-prandial diarrhea was experienced.
Disclaimer: No post-prandial diarrhea was experienced.
Life Lessons I've Learned From Tony Soprano, #2
"Remember when..." is the lowest form of conversation.
So Sayeth the Soprano.
Amen.
So Sayeth the Soprano.
Amen.
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
Life Lessons I've Learned From Tony Soprano, #1
"You don't shit where you eat. And you especially don't shit where *I* eat."
So sayeth the Soprano,
Amen
So sayeth the Soprano,
Amen
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
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