Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Before I forget

This past weekend came and went without a barbeque downstairs. However, at around midnight on Saturday the dipshits started letting off fire crackers and cherry bombs. I repeat: AT MIDNIGHT. 

When I heard the first one go off, I thought, "Did I just hear what I thought I heard?"  By the time I had picked up the phone to call the police, the fifth one was cracking off. Apparently I was not the only one who called in with a noise complaint. A car came by, and all was quiet afterwards.

Now of course, I cannot be totally without a complaint here, can I? The complaint herein is that it took NINE RINGS for the 911 dispatch to pick up the phone. I could only imagine how much more terrifying say, something like a home invasion or rape or domestic abuse would be, waiting not for help to arrive, but waiting to merely SUMMON help. 


I truly do hate humanity, such as it is.

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"I hate people."
"People" stop being "people" when they become friends.
Friends stop being friends when they become assholes.
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