Saturday, February 23, 2013

Random Shit Other Folks Have Said To Me

(Overheard at one of my barbeques in July 2009.)

Appreciative Guest:  “Gee, this is delicious. It tastes just like chicken teriyaki.” 
Me:  “Um, that’s because IT IS CHICKEN TERIYAKI.”

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"I hate people."
"People" stop being "people" when they become friends.
Friends stop being friends when they become assholes.
So to refine my hatred, I hate people and I hate assholes.