Friday, January 25, 2013

Shit I've Said To My Husband

Me:    Honey, can you get me a Zantac?
Him:  Huh? What? Tampax?
Me:    No. Zantac.
Him:  Zithro?
Me:    No. Zamfir.
Him:  *blink blink*
Me:    Yanno? The dude with the panflute.
Him:  *blink blink*

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What sayeth thou? (Mean people suck, don't fuck it up.)

"I hate people."
"People" stop being "people" when they become friends.
Friends stop being friends when they become assholes.
So to refine my hatred, I hate people and I hate assholes.