Yanno it truly IS "love" when you and your spouse both realize each of you are "blind pimple cyclopses," and at that very moment, each of you start face diving the other, to bash your cycloptic forehead into the other's.
(We call it "zit kiss." We're still working on a proper name for this activity. Yeah. We're twisted like that.)
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What sayeth thou? (Mean people suck, don't fuck it up.)
"I hate people."
"People" stop being "people" when they become friends.
Friends stop being friends when they become assholes.
So to refine my hatred, I hate people and I hate assholes.