Sunday, March 3, 2013

Shit My Husband Has Said To Me

(Said today in regards to the timing of my mom's birthday party.)

Him:  So what time is this SHIT dig?
Me: Don't you mean, "SHIN DIG?"
Him: Nope. SHIT dig.

I'd say that's a fair assessment.

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What sayeth thou? (Mean people suck, don't fuck it up.)

"I hate people."
"People" stop being "people" when they become friends.
Friends stop being friends when they become assholes.
So to refine my hatred, I hate people and I hate assholes.