Friday, February 22, 2013

Shit My Husband Has Said To Me

(Said this morning, in response to me stating who were my favorite historical characters in the movie Titanic.)

Him: "Lemme guess. Fatty McGoo?"
Me: "You mean Molly Brown?"
Him: "Yeah. Fatty McGoo."

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What sayeth thou? (Mean people suck, don't fuck it up.)

"I hate people."
"People" stop being "people" when they become friends.
Friends stop being friends when they become assholes.
So to refine my hatred, I hate people and I hate assholes.