Lesson I've Learned from Pearls Before Swine

"There are only two kinds of people: Abnormal people, and people you do not know well enough."

Amen!

http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2010/07/26

Shit My Husband Has Said To Me

Upon learning I ate something from Halal Guys while in NYC yesterday, my husband quipped, "So, I guess you ENJOY getting diarrhea?" 

Disclaimer: No post-prandial diarrhea was experienced.

Life Lessons I've Learned From Tony Soprano, #2

"Remember when..." is the lowest form of conversation. 

So Sayeth the Soprano.
Amen.

Life Lessons I've Learned From Tony Soprano, #1

"You don't shit where you eat. And you especially don't shit where *I* eat."

So sayeth the Soprano,
Amen

Shit My Husband Says

"Every time a bell rings, an angel shits its pants."