My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. But really? I hate people.
Thursday, February 21, 2013
Shit I've Said To My Husband
(This nugget is from November 2009.) Him: [said something amusing] *Bah dum bump!*
Me: Rim Shot!
Him: I thought that meant licking someone’s ass?
Me: No. That’s *RIM JOB.*
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What sayeth thou? (Mean people suck, don't fuck it up.)
"I hate people." "People" stop being "people" when they become friends. Friends stop being friends when they become assholes. So to refine my hatred, I hate people and I hate assholes.
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What sayeth thou? (Mean people suck, don't fuck it up.)
"I hate people."
"People" stop being "people" when they become friends.
Friends stop being friends when they become assholes.
So to refine my hatred, I hate people and I hate assholes.