(This nugget is from October 2009.)
Public Service for the Gentlemen following my updates: If your wife
is considering bariatric surgery, and if you have a convo re: football
players being “massive and aggressive,” DO NOT tell your wife you think
she is massive. You will not get your “ticket punched for a trip thru
Tuna Town” for a long, long time. Ask me how I know this. I dare you.
Ask me.
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What sayeth thou? (Mean people suck, don't fuck it up.)
"I hate people."
"People" stop being "people" when they become friends.
Friends stop being friends when they become assholes.
So to refine my hatred, I hate people and I hate assholes.