My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. But really? I hate people.
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Shit My Husband Says
Last night after I was admiring the near-prehensile nature of his feet, he replied, "I'm ambiFOOTerous."
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What sayeth thou? (Mean people suck, don't fuck it up.)
"I hate people." "People" stop being "people" when they become friends. Friends stop being friends when they become assholes. So to refine my hatred, I hate people and I hate assholes.
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What sayeth thou? (Mean people suck, don't fuck it up.)
"I hate people."
"People" stop being "people" when they become friends.
Friends stop being friends when they become assholes.
So to refine my hatred, I hate people and I hate assholes.