Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Shit My Husband Says

Last night after I was admiring the near-prehensile nature of his feet, he replied, "I'm ambiFOOTerous."

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What sayeth thou? (Mean people suck, don't fuck it up.)

"I hate people."
"People" stop being "people" when they become friends.
Friends stop being friends when they become assholes.
So to refine my hatred, I hate people and I hate assholes.