(Actual dialogue between me and a PD dispatcher, March 2009.)
Me: I’d like to report a road hazard.
PD: Where is it?
Me: I just made a right from Main onto Lexington–roughly 3-4 yards in from the intersection.
PD: Can you describe the hazard?
Me: Yeah. It’s a sink.
PD: You mean the road is sinking?
Me: No. There’s a sink right there.
PD: You mean a sink-HOLE?
Me: No!! A stainless steel kitchen sink, it’s up-ended.
PD: Was it under-mounted?
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What sayeth thou? (Mean people suck, don't fuck it up.)
"I hate people."
"People" stop being "people" when they become friends.
Friends stop being friends when they become assholes.
So to refine my hatred, I hate people and I hate assholes.